iampunkassbetch:

This is so fucking cute

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds


mierda :’(

mierda :’(

"Swear to God, I can’t stand to hear a woman claim that she thinks like a guy and hates women because they’re all catty. That’s misogyny. The very fact that you, as a woman, think differently than how a socially-stereotyped woman is supposed to think is proof that our gender “norms” are fucking us over. Women are not all alike. Some of us like football. Some of us like talking on the phone. Some of us like religion. Some of us are emotional. Some of us speak three languages. Some of us have boyfriends. Some of us have girlfriends. Some of us wear lipstick. Some of us don’t shave our pits. Some of us have kids. Some of us worry we’ll drop our best friend’s baby. Now please stop claiming that you don’t act like a woman. It doesn’t make you a special fucking snowflake. It makes you a perpetrator of misogyny."

marinashutup:

dashdrive:

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

jaidefinichon:

Pero que sensualidad

jaidefinichon:

Pero que sensualidad

humansofnewyork:

"What’s your greatest fear?""Dying before I’ve gotten out of The Matrix."

humansofnewyork:

"What’s your greatest fear?"
"Dying before I’ve gotten out of The Matrix."

laclefdescoeurs:

Portrait of Vincent van Gogh, 1886, John Peter Russell

laclefdescoeurs:

Portrait of Vincent van Gogh, 1886, John Peter Russell

ursulavernon:

adamusprime:

if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff

like one human raises their thumb to another human

that’s good, humans like that

one human raises their middle finger to another human

humans do NOT LIKE THAT

humans think that is a BAD FINGER

don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me

any other finger is ok just not that one

Anthropology will be the hard elective in alien school.