my essay isn’t done but i sure am
its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on
"Lol chill Hazel Grace, it’s a metaphor"
Megara meeting in Epcot, video by Disney LifeStyler [x]
Watch the video, she does the voice perfectly. Omg.
NO REALLY GUYS WATCH THE VIDEO LIKE DISNEY BROUGHT HER TO LIFE TO RUN AROUND OH MY GOSH
The sass is tangible
I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry
i would so go on a walk with you
sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:
- NO one thinks theyre for you
- actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
- nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down
4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff