ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

poppunktunes:

"Lol chill Hazel Grace, it’s a metaphor"

poppunktunes:

"Lol chill Hazel Grace, it’s a metaphor"

misanthropicshenanigans:

tentacuddles:

666zydratevials:

imthemiserychick:

everydreamstartswithdisney:

Megara meeting in Epcot, video by Disney LifeStyler [x]

Watch the video, she does the voice perfectly. Omg.

Amazing, Meg!

NO REALLY GUYS WATCH THE VIDEO LIKE DISNEY BROUGHT HER TO LIFE TO RUN AROUND OH MY GOSH

The sass is tangible

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

flewor:

i would so go on a walk with you

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff